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brigwife:

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light

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My reaction to non-anime men

Me: Why are your eyes so goddamn small?
Me: Wtf is that on your chest? Nipples? WHAT THE FUCKKKK
Me: The hell is this LEG HAIR SHIT? I'm so done.
Me: UHM, how the fuck do you do anything with those small hands?
Me: If you talk to me and you don't sparkle with shoujo roses in the background you can GO THE FUCK AWAY.
Me: I am WAY too anime for this shit.

kingcheddarxvii:

“Mom? Dad? I’m yaoi.”

“That’s okay son. We always knew. We still love you.”

“You did? How could you tell?”

“Son, have you even SEEN your hands”